Best Chuck Norris Jokes

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. (2939 votes)

2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. (2542 votes)

3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. (2540 votes)

4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. (2513 votes)

5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (2503 votes)

6. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. (2502 votes)

7. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. (2498 votes)

8. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. (2497 votes)

9. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. (2494 votes)

10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. (2493 votes)