Chuck Norris Joke #206
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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chuck norris the 2nd
2020-03-11 09:16:02
joke and you guys suck
random man
2020-04-11 16:44:28
ok its awayth.
not taketh
Mikey K.
2020-10-04 12:08:25
That joke Sucks
Tyler Ventrillo
2020-03-09 04:01:35
This in my opinion is a really good jokes, I myself have a joke that doesnt happen to be on this site. When Chuck Norris jumps in to the ocean he doesnt get wet, the water becomes Chuck Norris!!!
