Chuck Norris Joke #267
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Jordan
2020-04-06 15:14:44
chuck norris has already been to mars; thats why theres no signs of life there.
Jordan
2020-04-06 15:12:01
chuck norris built a time machiene and went back in time to stop JFK assassination as oswald shot chuck norris stoped all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them JFK head exploded out of sheer amazement
Jordan
2020-04-06 15:05:43
Chuck norris can run around the world so fast he punches himself in the back of the head
Jordan
2020-04-06 15:04:35
chuck norris can win a staredown against medusa
me420
2020-01-31 01:24:08
chuck norris doesnt smoke cigaretter....he sucks the life out of them.
pasji
2020-11-03 13:32:33
dumbass
bob
2020-04-06 12:52:09
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC hammer
ty
2020-12-15 16:36:52
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun...and won.
matthew
2020-10-16 09:49:29
that must hurt
joe momma
2020-05-29 06:50:56
really funny, keep em comin
Rich
2020-03-16 10:05:37
Saddam Hussein was initially sentanced to die from a leathal roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, after much scruteny the U.N. decided it would be more humaine to Hang him.
josh
2020-03-14 15:46:26
chuck norris CAN believe its not butter
