Chuck Norris Joke #38
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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ARS
2020-11-24 23:35:33
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him.
Derek
2020-11-10 19:39:41
Later theories of Leonardo da Vinci show that Mary Magdalene left Jesus, for Chuck Norris.
nathan L
2020-02-27 07:37:13
Headlines today read: Chuck Norris was shot 4 times last night. when intervewed the doctors said the bullets would not survive.
big black
2020-11-15 10:24:12
Only chuck Norris can prevent forest fires
craig king
2020-06-30 21:48:21
chuck norris can wipe his butt with sandpaper grade toilet paper and make the toilet paper bleed
johnny nielson
2020-03-08 11:18:46
chuck norris does not tea bag the ladies he potato sacks them.
Allen M.
2020-02-11 12:51:39
This joke was worded to literal, and needs some work :P
