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Chuck Norris Joke #607

In fine print on the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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Jeremiah

2020-04-29 20:17:56

When Chuck Norris does push up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

Trout

2020-04-02 20:55:08

Chuck Norris simply walks into mordor.

Lewis

2020-04-02 15:02:32

When Chuck Norris falls into a lake, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

Halomaster

2020-04-02 15:01:51

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC hammer

Halomaster

2020-04-02 15:00:27

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

Halomaster

2020-04-02 14:58:00

Chuck Norris is so awesome he can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Halomaster

2020-04-02 14:55:52

When jesus came back to earth and said, "I am gods son." Chuck Norris came up, round-house kicked and said," Your not my son."

daniel

2020-12-19 14:37:16

spiderman runs up a wall, chuck norris runs through walls

Mark

2020-03-04 14:51:36

LOL

Tyler Eller

2020-05-05 18:34:03

I don't believe in the theory of evolution, Chuck Norris decides who lives and dies...