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Chuck Norris Joke #649

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

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Comments:

2020-11-01 13:04:06

jimmy, a roundhouse is what Chuck Norris will do to you for questioning his ways

The Greg

2020-01-02 15:12:21

Chuck Norris is the only man to get in a knife fight with a knife and win

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2020-10-25 11:08:19

jimmy = idiot

jimmy

2020-06-28 00:10:33

wat the hell is a roundhouse