Chuck Norris Joke #66
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Jasun
2020-06-09 14:57:54
Chuck Norris turned what was the Bermuda Circle in prehistoric times into what is now the Bermuda Triangle.
Andrew
2020-07-27 11:26:16
Chuck norris is so tough that fear is S*** Scared of him
zakk
2020-07-25 20:07:04
chuck norris's tears could cure cancer to bad he never crys
Someone
2020-02-28 18:45:48
after a long, hard night of partying, chuck norris doesnt throw up...he throws down!
Caleb
2020-11-06 10:46:43
In the beginning there was nothing, chuck norris karate chopped nothing and told it to get a job....
Laura
2020-05-24 10:28:18
Crop circles are chuck norris's way of telling corn to lie the f*** down
Josh
2020-04-30 07:54:26
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, they are now called "the islands."
