Chuck Norris Joke #320
All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Emily
2020-03-25 17:07:50
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Emily
2020-03-25 17:06:51
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Emily
2020-03-25 17:05:26
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Emily
2020-03-25 17:03:53
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America".If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
Emily
2020-03-25 17:01:40
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Emily
2020-03-25 16:58:43
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Emily
2020-03-25 16:57:22
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Emily
2020-03-25 16:56:20
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Emily
2020-03-25 16:53:23
Chuck Norrris doesn't get frost bite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
DICKIE
2020-03-01 21:10:51
Chuck Norris counted to INFINITY Twice !!!!
Steve Haney
2020-10-24 19:41:48
If you give Chuck Norris a fish you feed him for a day, but if you teach Chuck Norris how to fish, he will simply out fish you and then kick your ass!
Steve Haney
2020-10-24 19:40:24
The only reason why we have to have daylight savings time is because that is when Chuck Norris decides to go for a run which causes the earth to spin faster!
sidd sucks
2020-10-19 08:48:05
when god said let there be light chuck norris said say please.
chad
2020-02-13 11:08:48
when chuck Norris jumps in to the river, chuck Norris don't get wet the water gets chuck norris'ed haha
BOB
2020-01-05 12:35:02
The Grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there, then it is covered in blood and shattered dreams
BOB
2020-01-05 12:33:20
Chuck Norris is the only one that can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face
Brian
2020-10-22 17:31:29
Only Chuck Norris prevents forest fires.
Giorgio
2020-07-17 18:53:42
Chuck norris won a game of poker with only an ace of apades a get out of jail free cvard and an Uno 6.
Daniel
2020-04-12 03:30:51
Not to bad!
