Chuck Norris Joke #245
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Comments:
bobthecar
2020-12-01 21:09:29
jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims in land
J. Acosta
2020-11-27 05:37:12
Chuck Norris slams revolving doors and has counted to infinity. Twice.
Ringo
2020-11-05 19:08:29
Theres no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke,only chuck norris facts
Dude
2020-11-01 11:20:25
When Chuck Norris goes swimming in the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Norris-ed
brendon thomas
2020-10-01 12:43:07
once chuck norris said hes not funny
Anthony pena
2020-09-25 08:07:12
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
Parlet56
2020-02-28 23:07:53
Chuck Norris was camping once and needed to keep himself company, so he dug a hole. You might know it as the Grand Canyon.
Tom
2020-02-13 07:22:45
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus!!!
SSG Harrison
2020-11-05 12:37:58
Chuck Norris is so bad ass he rides a wheelie on a unicycle
