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Chuck Norris Joke #67

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Comments:

Alec

2020-10-29 18:43:13

Jesus walked on water...Chuck Norris swam through land.

Cjless

2020-09-11 21:26:27

When Chuck Norris got to heaven there was one seat open next to GOD. So Chuck Norris went up to GOD and said, "GOD why are you sitting in my seat?"

Cjless

2020-09-11 21:23:17

How did chuck Norris lose his virginity? He hunted it down and killed it.

SMILEY

2020-07-19 16:05:00

when chuck norris does pushups the earth moves

Andre

2020-04-17 12:50:07

You wont find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will find you

richkidontheblock

2020-09-12 05:05:39

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

DOUVON

2020-10-08 10:57:29

CHUCK NORRIS ONCE BUILT A LOG CABIN OUT OF BRICKS

Zack

2020-04-30 17:15:42

Master Chief is Chuck Norris in Placstic armor

tony

2020-12-08 12:41:33

pipi

carloso

2020-06-30 12:26:02

Chuck Norris makes cowboy boots out of real cowboys.

jake duarte

2020-04-13 09:21:36

chuck norris isnt affraid to swimm with sharks, sharks are affraid to swimm with chuck norris

bob

2020-03-28 12:22:25

gay people are lucky, chuck hasn't goten to them yet