Chuck Norris Joke #145
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
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shellby
2020-03-03 19:22:37
chuck norris can round house kick a fart right up your ass
Slater
2020-10-23 06:21:23
There is no such thing is gay guys its just a guy who has never met Chuck Norris
john allande
2020-11-14 13:23:05
the joke was good, but it was too long to make it funny
Jack
2020-10-20 16:00:43
Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a big mac. He got it.
tobin
2020-02-08 19:37:56
jesus may walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land
vernon
2020-10-16 09:49:21
chuck norris doesnt need 299 extra men to hold back the persian army. just himself (300)
