Chuck Norris Joke #661
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
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preston
2020-01-17 19:38:57
chuck norris once sold his soul to the devil for his rugged looks and martial arts skills and after ths transaction was finalizaed he roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back and instead of being mad he laughed and said that he should have seen it coming and now they play cards every wendsday of the first month
javase
2020-11-13 21:23:02
Chuck norris doesn't brag about having sex...sex brags about having Chuck norris
dakota
2020-09-13 09:34:53
Chuck Norris one got in a fight with Micheal Jackson thats why he has a fake nose
Joshua Henderson
2020-12-14 02:07:20
Chuck Norris doesn't try ...
Furthermore, he never loses at chess.
kosai
2020-08-10 16:33:10
Look, it's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's Superman! NO! It's...Chuck Norris!
Valeria
2020-02-07 21:13:46
Chuck Norris doesn't get hit by water balloons, water balloons get hit by Chuck Norris.
Marquis Sheppard
2020-01-14 08:12:27
Chuck Norris Doesn't Tea Bag, Chuck Norris Patato Sacks
no
2020-12-08 14:31:23
it's chuck norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him
Elise
2020-11-07 18:46:30
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep with a night like because hes afraid of the dark...the dark sleeps with a night light because its afraid of Chuck Norris.
Domorato
2020-10-25 15:28:17
he can't lose chess wtf... he can get checkmate before the game even starts!
Austin
2020-09-28 20:53:41
Chuck Norris once had sex inside of a truck,but some of his sperm leaked into the engine,we now know this truck as Optimus Prime. (>^_^)>
biff
2020-06-07 22:17:44
first things first How does chuck lose in anything
everyone else is to scared to not let him win
