Chuck Norris Joke #502
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
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rico
2020-03-29 16:18:18
great jokes
tc
2020-11-04 07:41:20
the dalai lama hopes for reincarnation...as chuck norris
tc
2020-11-04 07:39:27
chuck norris can believe its not butter
tc
2020-11-04 07:37:19
chuck norris can set jellyfish with a stare
tc
2020-11-04 07:36:32
superman wears his underpants outside his trousers so people can see he isnt chuck norris
tc
2020-11-04 07:27:39
chuck norris farts black holes
tc
2020-11-04 07:24:57
as a precaution all cats in chuck norris neighbourhood get extra lives.still doesnt protect them
tc
2020-11-04 07:23:08
chuck norris abducts aliens
:)
2020-10-03 18:19:34
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table...because chuck norris only recognizes the element of suprise
hmmmmm
2020-10-03 18:16:16
chuck norris's show is called walker. texas ranger. because chuck norris doesn't run
