Chuck Norris Joke #194
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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I.C.
2020-04-16 19:39:21
Chuck Norris drinks Nepalm to quench his heartburn.
Reid Brownlie
2020-09-16 17:08:46
Before God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Let there be God"
Randall
2020-09-15 13:06:41
I just got a new app for my phone. It tells me where Chuck Norris is anywhere in the world so I can kneel down and pray in his direction five times a day...
Ben
2020-05-31 20:58:57
do u no the black eyed peas? well they were just the peas untill they made fun of chuck norris
Ashley
2020-08-21 15:57:23
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
