Chuck Norris Joke #653
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”
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tristan
2020-02-11 18:45:09
chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides wut time it is
tristan
2020-02-11 18:43:43
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
tristan
2020-02-11 18:43:15
officers lay off, you cant search for chuck norris, chuck norris searches for you.
Bobby
2020-10-16 14:05:36
When Chuck Norris donates blood he doesn't ask for a neddle and a shot. He asks for a handgun and a bucket
sheeny
2020-09-21 17:32:26
chuck norris is the shit!! ask Devon
Clare
2020-07-09 20:04:09
One day, Chuck Norris decided to sell his pee in a can. We know this as Red Bull.
lu
2020-02-25 16:17:00
ok just to clarafy,
RAIDA IS GAY!!!!!!!!!
raida
2020-05-03 17:43:50
chuck norris got his ass kicked by bruce lee
AJ
2020-02-23 13:12:42
Chuck norris took a shit. The dinosaurs went extinct.
Spike
2020-02-23 12:38:54
chuck norris and mr.t walked into a bar it collapsed one building cant hold that much awesomeness
asdada
2020-10-25 11:50:00
o....k
