Chuck Norris Joke #211
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Mike
2020-06-11 10:53:04
The dead sea was alive and well before Chuck Norris swam in it.
Nick
2020-06-11 01:54:01
People label anyone attacking Chuck Norris a 45-11... A suicide.
Jay
2020-06-11 01:03:07
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Jay
2020-06-11 01:02:00
Chuck Norris and a stripper once had sex in an 18wheeler and some of Chuck Norris's cum dripped onto the bumbper... we now know that 18 wheeler as Optimus Prime
Jay
2020-06-11 01:00:23
Chuck Norris' dick has its own elbow
Magicman
2020-04-05 12:59:51
The only person ever to beat Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee. Even he died.
avery
2020-02-03 17:58:01
When chuck norris go's swimming he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norrised
adam
2020-08-02 02:16:27
chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity , he got it back
adm
2020-08-02 02:15:07
chuck norris doesn,t cut grass he dares it to grow
Cshoes
2020-05-14 14:23:44
Actually his dad is god. He is Jesus' evil twin.
Billy Grenier
2020-05-02 05:19:53
o my bad i thought it was 2 send a joke lol
Billy Grenier
2020-05-02 05:15:53
Chuck norris doesn't throw up when he goes to a party, he throw's down
