Chuck Norris Joke #191
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Comments:
jonah
2020-11-26 04:05:11
chuck norris tempts satin
jonah
2020-11-26 04:03:00
the iceberg sunk the titanic chuck norris sunk the iceberg
Klacker lOl
2020-08-12 17:22:23
chuck norris roundhoused that first word. that's how it got messed up :P
gunnar
2020-08-11 10:16:09
theire is a new movie coming out with cuck norris in it its called alien vs preditor vs chuck norris but the movie failed because it was 4 seconds long
daniel
2020-05-01 12:11:48
kids pee their names in snow chuck norris pees his name in cement
Miguel Fortuna
2020-04-02 20:54:20
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chucknorris jeje
2020-12-10 18:33:10
chuck norris once had sex in a truck and some of his sperm got into the motor creating optimus pirime
todd
2020-12-08 18:51:00
one time when chuck norris got in a fight with wolverine he lost his left testicle,this is now known as jupiter
Teddy
2020-12-05 11:46:01
u got it wrong, if batman and superman were in a fight, chuck norris would win
Melody
2020-09-18 13:51:42
Haha if god could walk on water chuck norris could swim through land! hows that
damn
2020-09-14 18:37:21
If Chuck Norris got into a fight with himself, he would win...period.
mykel
2020-09-18 08:23:48
if chuck norris and superman were to get into a fight chuck would win
