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Chuck Norris Joke #394

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Phoenix

2020-11-27 16:46:53

is i love 2 suck vagina a lesbian
ifu r thats fuckin retared
u all r shitholes tryin to get jerked off

i love 2 suck vagina

2020-09-21 11:30:20

chuck norris doesnt fight 2 the finish chuck norris finishes the fight

Klacker lOl

2020-05-26 18:48:57

why does everybody keep messing that joke up?!?
its god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

funny

2020-03-09 05:12:03

god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

Mark

2020-03-04 14:36:08

LMAO @ the micheal jackson

godofwar

2020-11-11 08:51:42

When chuck norris does a push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

beerman

2020-10-30 09:40:27

when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he dosent wet, the pool gets chuck norris.

moe

2020-03-31 11:40:21

chuck norris trains at area 51

rhys braun

2020-11-11 17:40:32

chuck norris once took a dump. it grew a life and he named it micheal jackson.