Chuck Norris Joke #241
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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mrs.norris
2020-06-09 18:34:22
hahahahahahaha
Jessica Norris
2020-05-28 22:35:08
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that he knocked their lights out... At THEIR HOUSE FOR TWO MONTHS....
patrick
2020-04-12 09:52:13
every time you masterbate chuck norris hits a mexican baby in the face
sterling
2020-04-01 23:20:22
chuck norris doesnt use steroids, steroids use chuck norris
TO
2020-03-29 06:04:29
CHUCK NORRIS is so tough under his beard there is no chin.... yet only another fist.
Spencer Homitz
2020-01-01 18:25:51
Chuck Norris built Nasa's first space shuttle from the pieces to a blender.
Itsme
2020-12-25 18:11:32
Sorry,bruce lee killed chuck Norris!
Itsme
2020-12-25 18:06:26
Chuck Norris is pretty tough,but who's tougher, chuck norris or Jackie chan?I think chuck Norris is way tougher.but in the way of the dragon jackie chan ,so I still think chuck Norris is still the best caues......he's chuck Norris!!!!
Itsme
2020-12-25 17:56:02
That was a good Joke!
steven
2020-12-22 15:10:40
its aaron this is a funny joke
tom
2020-10-16 02:47:43
classic i love chuck!
suffian
2020-10-05 05:29:38
Chuck norris is so great. when he speak, fathers will secure their daughters but forget about their wife right to their next.
Tushar
2020-07-25 16:45:22
If jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land
bob
2020-09-29 05:22:48
when chuck norris jumps in the ocean, he dosnt get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris
shadowoof
2020-04-10 16:15:03
global warming isnt real its just chuck norris turning up the sun
Golan
2020-02-24 22:05:39
The Earth was supposed to be created in 10 days but Chuck Norris gave god 7.
danny
2020-02-02 18:11:40
dumb joke if chuck norris kicked a horse in the chin it would be dead...DUH
Trevor Bradley, sioux city iowa
2020-01-10 11:36:22
chuck norris is a certified bad ass....chuck norris once ate a 72 ounce steak in 1 hour...he spent the first 59 min having sex with the waitress!!!!!!! chuck norris round house kick is so fast that if you put it in slow motion you would see he ate dinner, smoked a cigar, and had sex with your girlfriend...then kicked you!!!
tim
2020-01-03 18:59:13
If Chuck Norris invented a Chuck Norris joke the punchline would kill you.
Lachlan King
2020-10-10 23:27:11
Chuck Norris does not have pubes on his balls because hair does not grow on steel.
AJAY
2020-08-28 00:54:44
Chuck Norris can Google talk from a public phone
fooldramaqueen
2020-03-30 13:58:38
love this one!!
Wilson Smith
2020-02-25 17:47:01
Hey, love your site, if u need another joke: "If you wake up in the morning its only because Chuck Norris let you live!" or "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits." Heh, bye!
