Chuck Norris Joke #383
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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shedaisies
2020-04-11 10:02:38
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake... before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper in it.
tindle
2020-02-18 14:16:33
chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice
zeoman''aa
2020-12-02 18:08:24
i like the jokes but i got another one for ya
chuck norris sleeps with a night light not becuz he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him
sonny
2020-08-12 21:42:43
Chuck Norris does not tell "Yo Mama" jokes; your mom says them about herself out of fear of Chuck Norris.
