Chuck Norris Joke #35
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Ben
2020-06-13 19:07:42
hey check this one out! chuck norris can believe its not butter
tommy
2020-03-30 10:18:57
heres a good one chuck norris can speak english in french. lol
Sally
2020-03-28 17:26:49
how bout this one....
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is affraid of Chuck Norris
(sry if thats allready up here
Burt
2020-02-24 09:30:40
This probaly here but i like it.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the equator and punch himself in the back of the head
jimmy1up
2020-02-22 18:09:30
ok heres a new one
Chuck Norris lets churches exist because he gets 99.9% of the profits from god
eric
2020-01-04 16:38:05
hmm.................
kieran caywood
2020-12-24 13:03:05
why is chuck norris gay?????????? he fights men hard style
jason
2020-10-25 19:44:21
chuck norris doesn't wear colone because he uses kungfoofoo.
michael
2020-12-14 21:59:18
mmmmmmmmmmm. chucktators!
superblonde
2020-11-16 20:01:55
I'd live in a Chucktatorship
