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thomas
2020-03-20 12:03:03
the end scene in fury is based on a time when chuck norris attempted to drop an elbow in the manhattan streets
thomas
2020-03-20 12:02:33
the end scene in fury is based on a time when chuck norris attempted to drop an elbow in the manhattan streets
thomas
2020-03-20 12:02:19
the end scene in fury is based on a time when chuck norris attempted to drop an elbow in the manhattan streets
Father Guido Sarducci
2020-03-02 13:02:48
When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers.. it breaks the sound barrier.
SREM
2020-05-03 21:07:05
Micky Mouse wears a Chuck Norris watch
Thor
2020-02-21 18:59:21
In the game of baseball Chuck Norris is the only person who is able to hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Thor
2020-02-21 18:58:04
In the game of baseball Chuck Norris is the only person who is able to hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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2020-01-30 12:25:18
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2020-12-16 11:08:02
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2020-12-16 11:07:59
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AZ
2020-07-30 17:45:30
Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't do push ups he pushes the world down
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2020-06-28 03:48:14
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2020-06-28 03:48:13
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2020-04-19 01:32:38
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2020-04-19 01:32:37
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awxbteji
2020-11-30 03:45:27
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FiLTHY
2020-11-20 05:19:42
Chuck Norris Put "Time" In Time-Out....
Eat a mothburger
2020-08-04 20:26:48
666! or at least was.
Vic
2020-05-18 14:23:23
Japan did not surrender because we dropped the nuke, Japan surrendered because we dropped Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
2020-03-23 15:36:49
If you laugh at this, i won't have to round-house kick you in the face.
Claire
2020-03-14 06:03:32
Twenty twelve is not a year its a date in fact Chuck Norris is preparing to roundhouse kick the Myans into making a twentieth month !!! O wow look at this theres Norisember on my calender good bye world!!:0
Brady
2020-02-23 11:04:30
Chuck norris doesnt age, its just adds one year to his excitense. Sucks for you.
Shyz
2020-02-18 13:41:48
the grim reaper is actually dead and his son is the one killing people. the origonal died when he had to tell Chuck Norris that he was dead but he got a roundhouse kick to the face.
Dani
2020-11-02 18:24:38
The grim reaper quit his job when he found out he had to tell chuck norris to die.
Dragonslayer87
2020-01-14 00:21:34
C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!
biologically evil
2020-09-13 08:07:53
a meteor didn't make the grand canyon chuck norris was bored so he made it
qwertyuiop
2020-07-21 00:22:29
black holes are created by chuck norris roundhousing stars
dream crusher
2020-06-05 18:11:56
The boogye man has has to look under his bed for chuck norris
Fionna, Roshlanda, Andrea
2020-05-29 14:21:31
chuck norris penis is so big it has its own penis, chuck norris's penis's penis is so big it has its own penis chuck norris's penis's penis'penis is bigger than your penis
Kate
2020-05-24 10:31:17
chuck norris died 10 years ago, but michael gabriel is afraid to tell him
carl
2020-03-08 12:52:47
jeasus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim threw land.
Brittney & Mike
2020-04-11 09:08:22
Chuck Norris probably thinks these jokes are funny, but then roundhouse kicks his computer.
tim
2020-01-04 10:28:41
When Chuck Norris votes there are no hanging chads, just completely-punched holes.
Jugglez420
2020-12-14 12:53:05
lol sooooo funny...not!
adasa
2020-10-25 11:20:09
Why, satan, because the number of the joke's 666? lol
Satan
2020-09-30 07:34:31
Woo, I like this one.
