Chuck Norris Joke #123
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Brandon
2020-06-08 19:05:55
Chuck Norris had sex in his truck. Upon finishing the deed, some of his sperm hit the seat. That truck today is known as Optimus Prime
Roger
2020-06-08 12:22:09
Chuck Norris doesn't sit, he crouches in waiting.
Roger
2020-06-08 12:20:11
Chuck Norris is so cool he gives ice cream a brain freeze
Kyle
2020-04-15 13:04:45
When Chuck Norris Shaves in the morning, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself in the face, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris, is Chuck Norris.
Antonio
2020-04-14 22:33:17
i wonder what hosting site this guy used to make this site, or if its his own server
Snoopdog47
2020-03-16 15:33:53
Were not on google ya dumb ass
Devin Bourdeau
2020-03-16 15:31:00
Hey google people!!
Snoopdog47
2020-03-16 15:21:52
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SGT. sprinkles
2020-11-15 18:29:20
whipster1 sux at chuck norris jokes
whipster1
2020-10-18 14:09:12
the machiens in slauter houses are not machines but chucks midget clones. 1per house
