Chuck Norris Joke #129
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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MOSES
2020-11-18 09:18:15
CHUCK NORRIS BEAT STEVIE WONDER IN A STARING CONTEST :)
TooFunny
2020-11-18 09:10:57
If you can't see Chuck Norris your only seconds away from death!
Heidi
2020-11-17 17:09:39
i want chuck norris jammies so bad i would wear them every day and every night, he rocks
holly
2020-11-17 17:06:14
chuck norris rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllleee eeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
Justin
2020-11-14 09:33:26
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass he dares it to grow :)
Eric
2020-10-05 15:53:28
I thought this was hilarious
ChuckNorrisisFunny
2020-09-30 14:19:00
Sooooo Funny!
Daltyn
2020-09-13 22:26:31
Every time you masturebate chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face
jeremy
2020-09-13 17:37:09
I would so rock a pair of chuck norris jammies to my next drill!!! Since our new commander loves me so much!!!
Tanner
2020-09-11 07:16:06
isnt this funny! Go to chucknorrisjokes.net to look at more.
Tarek-FM
2020-09-09 15:35:33
To the idiots who can't see the humor and or feel the need to call the people here names to make themselves feel good(ie jon). Of course he is not a god you idiots!!! Thats why its so damn funny!! He is a b-list celebrity and the characters he portrays are godlike but badly acted....so if you truly get the humor, its because the jokes are actually taking the piss out of him!(american tranlation-making fun of him) Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Chuck Norris, however, lets be real as he is no Al Pacino! Its amazing that people are so insecure and so angry inside themselves that they can't even see the very thing that causes them pain would give them joy if they saw beyond their ego!!
carolene
2020-09-08 21:35:20
u guys!! all these jokes is all funny and all but the whole worshipping part! thats just not cool! and chuck norris cant be god even if he tries to! and to all u retarded people who thinks these ish's true! please! drop back to earth! theres a reason why things is called jokes!!!
Curtis Manor
2020-09-06 19:41:32
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
vincent
2020-08-28 17:44:16
haha. from nichole
joe
2020-08-25 23:21:22
people say the cow jumps over the moon. people are wrong its just chuck norris.
Patrick
2020-08-23 21:51:08
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake. After 4 days of excrutiating pain. The snake died
julia
2020-07-28 19:54:16
chuck norris jokes are so funny they and if I had chuck norris pajamas i would wear everynight maybe even in the day!!!!!!
bob
2020-07-06 12:52:17
chuck norris doesent need to worry about pulling the pin on a grenade, it explodes when he tells it to.
Bobthebuilder
2020-07-03 09:17:32
I dont get the joke about chuck Norris playing poker. Chuck Norris is my town's mascot.
Ron
2020-05-26 09:00:23
This is my adult kickball team name!
jennifer
2020-05-17 16:52:24
CHUCK NORRIS IS WORSHIPPED IN OUR DRAMA CLASS! GO CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!
blah
2020-04-28 21:36:07
isn't that funny... everyone needs to just chill..
ali
2020-03-20 13:57:17
I worship chuck norris he is a god
lucy
2020-03-10 14:40:22
i sold my chuck norris PJ's on E-bay for $500,
the highest bid was $5000
tom
2020-03-01 03:20:48
lol
brennan
2020-12-26 21:59:04
lol thats funny!!!
Trina
2020-12-03 16:46:54
Enjoy TJ
AL
2020-11-10 15:24:30
dude this was kinda funny it didn't make me laugh though
alnona
2020-10-12 18:54:45
hi mom this is a chuck norris joke
kyle
2020-10-10 18:58:16
when chuck norris goes into the water chuck norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norris
Chuck Norris
2020-09-06 17:37:21
Ha ha
chuck norris
2020-07-05 08:03:16
funny
Derek
2020-04-06 01:39:45
David, Watch out. Chuck Norris is on to you!
David
2020-04-05 14:36:42
CHuck Norris is just an actor get over him you bunch of faggots here I got one for you "Chuck Norris wasin a store when it was being robbed he tried to stop it but when he kicked one of the robbers he was shot in the chest 2 times he died in the hospital" and you know what that's probably what would happen if he did get shot the bullets wouldn't bounce off they'd go into his chest and he would bleed and yell and die
funny guy
2020-03-30 15:53:02
when chuck jumps into a pool he dosent get when the water gets chuck norrised.
dustin bennett
2020-03-27 18:37:19
these jokes are so funny!lol
markie hall
2020-03-16 16:54:55
chuck norris is only alive is cuase he is god
Keith
2020-03-16 08:29:31
Hey its Underwear not Pajamas.
vernon music
2020-03-14 19:01:23
hi there
Allen Chilcote II
2020-03-08 19:01:41
This is cool and funny. True statement. lol
doug mullins
2020-02-26 09:10:12
funny
melissa
2020-02-14 11:13:31
chuck norris is my hero
Blooobs?
2020-02-06 21:33:52
I wear superman pajamas =(
Coty
2020-01-31 11:44:21
Hilarious
sam
2020-01-28 14:21:23
great joke
Haley
2020-01-23 10:10:42
Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.
Haley
2020-01-23 09:58:14
Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.