Chuck Norris Joke #266
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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carolyn bieber
2020-03-30 11:46:34
Chuck Norris never gets brain freezes. Slurpies know when to back the fuck off ; ]
Chuck Norris
2020-07-14 21:04:43
IS THERE A GOD IN HEAVEN? No. Only Chuck Norris.
cody hamlin
2020-06-30 06:41:44
chuck is beastly if u agree then u send me a email at brianbrohm888@aol.com
Mike
2020-02-21 13:39:24
Gravitation doesent affect Chuck Norris,he just stays on the Earth so that it doesent go flying around the universe.
Addy
2020-03-27 11:04:50
Chuck Norris doesnt breath.... Chuck Norris allows air to enter his lungs!!!
Marius
2020-11-27 12:04:28
When Chuck Norris makes push ups....he pushes the ground down
Jason Scott
2020-08-12 07:45:39
1. Chuck Norris kicked the hole in the ozone layer.
2. Chuck Norris can see the invisible man.
Miley
2020-05-25 07:12:34
a plane crashes everybody dies. who survives?
CHUCK NORRIS!
Seagel
2020-02-12 11:50:20
Chuck Norris will kill you with his bear hands, not with his bare hands but with the hands he ripped off a grizzly bear.
alexis
2020-01-02 10:15:35
Chuck Norris tells Nike to "Just Do It".
St. Peter has standing orders to let Chuck come and go as he pleases.
justin
2020-11-02 12:43:28
badass
