Chuck Norris Joke #335
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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I started laughing as soon as I saw him. This kid could be one helluva fitness instructor :D
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Prepare to be blown away, that's all I'll say...
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Wtf...I don't know the reasons behind this attack, but I can't see how this stupidity could be justified.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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