Chuck Norris Joke #339
What many people dont know is chuck norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Comments:
ronald
2020-08-01 14:35:38
stop commenting a joke with
another joke
somewon
2020-06-20 21:07:49
when chuck norris didn't get his whopper junior in the morning,he round house kicked burger king so hard its now a burger queen.
Jeremy B
2020-04-29 16:42:37
World war 2 started because chuck norris took a nap
Jeremy B
2020-04-29 16:41:28
god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim in land
fred
2020-11-22 12:02:26
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
peter
2020-11-22 12:01:03
chuck norris brings a baseball bat with him when he goes to the bathroom, incase he poops out a couger, so he can beat it.
George
2020-11-19 18:57:40
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Rhyan
2020-10-22 14:59:08
Chuck Norris is what Wills was talking about.
lil dai
2020-10-22 11:29:21
when chuck norris was declined of an egg mcmuffin at mcdonalds because it was 10:35 a.m he roundhouse kicked it so hard it turned into KFC
lil dai
2020-10-22 11:27:07
chuck norris and mr t only met once. what day was this?
9/11
Don Hart
2020-08-27 15:48:31
Chuck norris once had sex in the back of an eigteen-wheeler. That truck is know known as optimas prime.
Marty
2020-07-10 18:33:28
UR momma so ugly, when she sat on the beach, the cats tried to burry her.
Marty
2020-07-10 18:32:18
that sucked
