Chuck Norris Joke #375
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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CHUCK NORRIS
2020-11-02 20:50:30
CHUCK NORRIS HAS COUNTED TO INFINITY - TWICE
mark martinez
2020-11-02 14:13:08
Chuck Norris needs a concealed weapon liscense in all 50 states to legally wear pants.
Tim
2020-10-19 05:47:43
Chuck Norris got sick and tired of putting out forest fires so he taimed Smokey the bear.
Mark
2020-03-04 14:21:16
LMAO ROFL @ the balls
Rrr
2020-01-05 19:05:46
FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls for one reason.
Hair doesn't grow on steel
Rrr
2020-01-05 19:04:02
The titanic did'nt hit an iceberg it hit Chuck Norris on his evening backstroke across the Atlantic
Rrr
2020-01-05 19:02:18
Chuck Norris once watched an episode of 60minutes in 30 min.
Rrr
2020-01-05 19:00:22
When Chuck Norris Jumps in a Lake, he doesn't get wet the lake gets Chuck Norrised
Rueben
2020-01-04 11:42:06
-A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.
Ally
2020-04-22 16:37:09
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
tyler
2020-09-05 10:07:38
if there was no light there wouldn't be anything for chuck norris to protect.
C.
2020-03-23 18:40:39
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
