Chuck Norris Joke #687
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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adrian
2020-02-02 14:33:39
the 2 nukes that blew up hiroshima werent bombs they were Chuck Norris's fists punching japan
Domorato
2020-10-25 19:13:53
one of my fave jokes