Chuck Norris Joke #700
Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks. He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids.
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The guy above Patrick
2020-11-23 21:46:56
R.I.P. the guy below me
Patrick
2020-11-20 14:54:55
This Chuck Norris joke doesn't make any sense. 1. You can't melt sand. 2. Egyptians built the pyramids out of limestone.
what the fu*#
2020-10-18 05:54:47
r.i.p. ..... the guy below me
abihb
2020-03-19 15:45:25
Chuck Norris is GAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
kaejin smith-bejgrowicz
2020-02-09 17:10:24
so stupid
ttt
2020-09-20 19:14:41
this is a bad joke chuck norris doesnt have to hide from the sun
guy who thinks klacker is an idiot
2020-06-12 05:29:25
pyramids are made of limestone
Bilal
2020-06-06 15:39:03
I saw Chuck Norris play poker with god the other day?
Bilal
2020-06-06 15:37:52
Chuck norris doesn't count sheep when he's sleeping, they run away.
chuck norris
2020-03-15 05:23:20
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares his grass to grow.
cracker man
2020-10-03 09:47:19
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits
jahmel brown
2020-06-04 21:22:51
chuck norris onece had three nuts he lost one its now kowne as jupitar
Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 18:47:58
How do you melt sand into blocks of concrete? not funny, and second of all. WHAT JORGE. i never new the sahara forest existed?
Jorge
2020-04-17 15:04:13
Chuck Norris once went lit a fart while camping in the Sahara Forest.
morgan
2020-12-16 14:30:24
jesus can walk on water but CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land!
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
Flora
2020-12-06 09:58:43
Godzilla and Kingkong had an arm wrestil, Chuck Norris won.
Jon
2020-09-24 07:39:40
haha, Theres no such thing as Global Warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up! LOL
lu
2020-02-25 16:26:17
HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
HE IS CHUCK NORRIS
Kimimaro Uchiha
2020-04-25 19:07:09
CHUCKFANATIC YOUR SUCH AN INCEST FREAK!!
Zack
2020-10-31 07:23:23
It's historian.
And why would Chuck Norris need shelter from the sun? That;s very un-Chuck.
Thomas
2020-07-27 11:42:55
A wise historician have said something like:
"Everything in the world is afraid of the Time and the Time is afraid of the Pyramides."
...And the Pyramides are afraid of Chuck Norris!
dakhla
2020-05-10 17:39:02
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Their now known only as the Islands
chuckfanatic
2020-10-26 10:45:13
I LOVE THIS GUY. i wanna have his children then never have an unpure tree EVER. Straight down no branching out.
bob
2020-10-26 10:43:56
couple jokes where good this one blew chuck nuts
