Chuck Norris Joke #694
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Comments:
Ducky
2020-12-20 18:46:41
LOL, dis is fuckin' LOL! :-P
george
2020-12-19 13:50:54
hahahahahahaha man this guy is good
gus
2020-12-12 11:37:14
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahhahhaah he can do every thing
$ ~y3ll0w3y3s~$
2020-12-04 18:58:22
haha very funny b****es get a life!!! damn it man aayyie
Elizabeth
2020-12-02 12:00:29
look at this!
Lanard Grogelar
2020-11-30 08:03:33
how's that for a chuck joke
happy face 123
2020-11-29 16:21:20
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha that was so funny
bob
2020-11-22 20:32:54
neil armstrong did not go into space for NASA, he was trying to run away from chuck norris
Chuck Norris
2020-11-22 17:19:05
lol
Andrew
2020-11-22 11:34:03
fucking funny
rose
2020-11-22 11:06:12
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
rose
2020-11-22 11:06:00
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
rose
2020-11-22 11:05:44
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
bow
2020-11-19 18:19:53
i heard it befor
kristie
2020-10-26 17:48:17
funny stuff when it comes to chuck norris
mtbrain
2020-09-30 05:35:16
all of u are stupid!
idiots... it means no one can wipe his ass with chuck norris toilet paper! its funny, but everyone seems to be a dumbass here
chris
2020-08-21 23:19:52
Chuck Norris is not ugly... Handsome is only afraid of him..
rose
2020-06-28 12:52:54
ok what the hell i did not get it!! ='.'=
rose
2020-06-28 12:51:38
i did not get it :)
seabass
2020-05-14 12:52:13
hell froze over when satan accidentally made eye contact with Chuck Norris.
quinton
2020-04-12 06:55:20
i will take his shit bitch!!!!!!
mkey
2020-04-03 21:24:20
love u mommy
babalaba
2020-03-25 08:59:51
this joke is like sooo totally lame-o gosh ppl get a life!
Snoopdog47
2020-03-16 07:20:53
Are you to pussy to respond back to me? Your lucky I don't know you or I would kick your ass.
Snoopdog47
2020-03-15 11:30:33
And also if you were Mrs.Chuck Norris than your name would be Mrs. Norris you dumb ass.
cindy
2020-03-09 17:03:09
this joke is the fucking joke ever
?
2020-03-05 04:48:01
This is my email password *****. It starts with a c andy ends with a y
Snoopdog47
2020-03-05 04:38:57
FUCK YOU Mrs. Chuck Norris your a fake your not Mrs. Chuck Norris your just a stupid,FUCKED UP little boy. So stop lying that your somebody else because your not.
shane train13
2020-02-18 06:59:09
If you read this you are gay haha lol you so get of your computer and eat a banana
shane train13
2020-02-18 06:57:21
lol that is no funney
Ray Ray
2020-02-05 19:33:36
haha....chuck norris gives life lemons
sexybeast
2020-02-01 20:19:26
haha...............CHUCK NORRIS CAN BELIVE ITS BUTTER!!!
beth
2020-01-09 18:59:06
Chuck Norris grinds coffie with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
beth
2020-01-09 18:56:24
Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast that he punches himself in the back of the head
mrs. chuck norris
2020-01-01 17:19:35
this is so verry true once they made chuck norris shoes but they would roundhouse kick ya if you wore them. the jerks who think you know my husband had better shut up before i round house kick you we take no shit from no assholes so dont put youself in deep shit
abby simons
2020-12-30 19:17:41
Chuck norris is so awsome if u say u want to get pregnant he looks at you and your knocked up beleive me it happened SIKE!!!!
i love chuck norris 1325
2020-12-30 19:12:23
Chuck norris got me pregnant and it did indeed take nine months and he is so beautiful if chuck doesnt let me take pictures because he says chuck norris breaks a camera not because hes ugly but because the camera cant handle wat chuck norris has
Samantha
2020-12-27 15:29:52
Chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at it and dared it to grow.
jody
2020-12-26 19:50:58
if you spell chuck norris in scrable you win. FOREVER.
chuck norris must maintain a concealed weapon licence in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
if chuck norris got you pregnant you would't have to wait 9 months for the baby to grow...you would wait 9 sec and the baby would burst out of you.
chuck norris really like the movie 101 dalmations. no on knows why.
jesus can walk through water but chuck norris can swim through land.
Jordan
2020-12-26 17:29:33
I'll hit you jerk.
stodes
2020-12-14 22:44:11
who invented the c-section?chuck norris when he roundhouse kicked himself out
dustin
2020-12-12 17:20:29
the most fucked up jok i have ever heard
pooper50
2020-11-23 17:17:53
you eat cat poo
pooper50
2020-11-23 17:15:53
lol
sam
2020-11-05 15:28:09
are you shitting me
ian
2020-11-02 10:01:18
the best one.
jose
2020-10-27 13:26:50
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Kate
2020-10-21 23:25:19
Blaha. This is funny. :) ROFL!
Reggie
2020-08-15 03:21:42
Now thats' what I'm talkin bout.
brennan
2020-12-26 22:02:09
rotflol!!!!!!!!!!!thats hillarious!!!!!!!lol!!!
Purplehickeys
2020-05-24 23:18:26
If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ chuck norris has more money than you
chuck norris can add 2 plus 2 and get 1
1 roundhouse kick to the face
chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight
not because hes afraid of the dark
because the dark is afraid of him
NoSYaJ
2020-05-13 21:10:28
Chuck Norris can view everyone's cam in YM without having to ask permission.
tyer
2020-04-14 09:29:55
the best one
3:16
2020-03-21 17:40:10
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"
EJ
2020-02-17 02:19:45
REALLY FUNNY HOLY KRAP CHECK UR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan
2020-02-06 17:51:50
HILARIOUS
fingernail
2020-01-22 08:26:04
whatever kinda wAcky tobaccy
rike
2020-12-21 00:22:22
chuck norris doesn't have any pubes cuz hair can't grow on steel
Zane
2020-05-22 16:08:49
This was originally a John Wayne joke. John Wayne toilet paper is rough and tough and don;t take shit off of anybody.
Walker
2020-05-18 18:36:39
Chuck Norris is the reason dinosaurs died.
S Walls
2020-03-14 08:13:32
Suck on my gigantic juloppy.
