Chuck Norris Joke #667
Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
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kevin
2020-05-14 16:19:48
chuck norris once beat ray charles and stevey wonder in a stairing contest
That One Guy
2020-02-07 17:53:19
When Chuck Norris was born, he came out dick first.
RUDNESS
2020-06-24 19:14:41
CHUCK NORRIS CANT REPRODUCE BECAUSE HE WAS BORN TO KILL
andre
2020-06-05 22:01:51
chuck round house kicked diablo so hard that diablo's sins were all forgiven and was sent str8 2 heaven
czu
2020-02-21 10:05:44
chuck norris was born in a caban that was build by himself
Mr.t
2020-11-01 09:34:42
Chuck Noris tears cured cancer, to bad he has never cried
John
2020-07-25 12:34:18
This one is too long and drags out and loses its funny.
andrew baird
2020-05-08 06:01:32
i luv chicky
