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Chuck Norris Joke #504

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

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Comments:

eli

2020-12-02 07:43:33

fire is warned not to play with chuck norris

Galeforce

2020-02-19 10:44:33

Chuck Norris abducts aliens and sucks the blood of vampires!

Matt s

2020-01-06 09:33:01

chuck norris is so strong he can melt heat and frezze ice

fat asss jill

2020-12-05 12:43:39

CHUCK NORRIS CAN DELETE THE RECYCLEING BIN

Billy

2020-04-17 12:04:06

RCP that wasnt that good but the reast of them r good

rcp

2020-03-24 21:43:41

chuck norris can believe it's not butter

j. lee

2020-10-17 04:49:57

The Titanic wasn't crushed by an ice berg. Chuck norris just went for a swim.

zac banas

2020-05-14 13:52:17

the chief export of chuck norris is pain

Andrew Austin

2020-03-20 11:03:54

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag people, he potatoe sacks them