Chuck Norris Joke #447
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Comments:
carter
2020-12-14 02:33:10
if chuck norris falles out of a boat he dosent get wet water gets chuck norris
carter
2020-12-14 02:29:39
if you can see chuck norris your safe but if you cant you have a few seconds to live
carter
2020-12-14 02:27:20
epic win lol
jonnybravo
2020-11-04 16:46:31
Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the planet thats why there are many plates
kev
2020-06-02 21:01:55
chuck norris can make onions cry
Brennan Graves
2020-12-14 07:42:57
Chuck Norris's tear can cure cancer, but the only question is how he's going to cry.
name
2020-10-07 14:10:22
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
name
2020-07-13 09:52:06
god dosent own the world chuck norris does
me
2020-03-17 07:11:48
If Chuck Norris has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Chuck has more money than you.
blair
2020-01-19 12:04:08
Chuck Norris is already so tan, the sun does'nt tan him Chuck Norris tans the sun
Kiltro
2020-01-01 00:46:54
LOL
thats a good one