Chuck Norris Joke #642
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
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Brian Hines
2020-03-12 16:58:43
My dad once said he could kick chuck norris' ass, then Chuck Norris jumped out of the sink drain and roundhouse kicked him in the face 47 times.
Brian Hines
2020-03-12 16:43:44
If Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T roundhoused kicked eachother in the face simultaneously, time as we know it would come to an end and the universe would implode upon itself.
woooo
2020-01-14 01:12:16
finally a good joke
ewfsdg
2020-12-04 16:10:25
chuck norris does not know about this website or he would delete the internet
daniel
2020-11-08 19:27:52
hahahaha no
Chuck Norris fan.
2020-10-01 13:46:44
Jajajaj this joke is simple, but awesome!
