Chuck Norris Joke #55
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Comments:
qwertyuiop
2020-07-21 00:12:18
chuck norris made the earth spin on an axis
qwertyuiop
2020-07-21 00:11:21
Chuck Norris doesn't fly, he just roundhouses the earth
Banana Slug
2020-10-25 19:47:34
thank god i put
-banana slug
at the end of my last comment
-banana slug
ripper
2020-08-22 03:59:55
nice one idiot
banana slug
2020-08-09 12:05:47
forgot to put
-banana slug
at the end of last comment
-banana slug
banana slug
2020-08-09 12:05:15
wow that's a good one
David
2020-04-05 13:39:36
Chuck Norris once ate a 100-ounce steak in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes doing the waitress.