Chuck Norris Joke #299
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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chuck norris
2020-12-19 05:46:05
If the devil knocks on my door i'm going to my lab to grab my Chuckzooka
What
2020-11-18 22:10:17
freddie if Chuck Norris finds your comment he will roundhoues kick you to the face.
FreddieIsTheBomb
2020-10-18 08:44:44
Chuck Norris is a wuss
Miyuki
2020-08-05 18:42:50
That's really gross...
But get this!
A McDonald's employee once denied Chuck Norris a McMuffin. So he stepped outside and roundhouse kicked the building and turned it into a Wendy's
josh culltin
2020-05-06 08:01:00
chuck norris isnt hung like a horse...a horse is hung like chuck norris
ReignFire
2020-04-14 10:20:41
The big bank theory was proven wrong when archeologists found the young chuck norris' diary explaining the day he lost his virginity. Apparently as the adolescent chuck norris climaxed the young lady was blown into a billion pieces to form the earth...this is why we call her "Mother Earth"
Loled
2020-01-22 02:34:43
A snake once bit chuck norris, it groaned and died of venum
Loled
2020-01-22 02:33:08
Chuck norris once step on quicksand, the quicksand could not escape and drowned
Tucker whittington
2020-11-11 16:24:26
I hope a girl wrote this
A person
2020-08-23 23:26:19
Many supposedly 'crazy' people committed suicide right before the turn of the millenium in 1999. They were not crazy. They just didn't want to die in Chuck Norris's new millenium drunk round house kicking celebration rampage.
Cottonsam
2020-04-23 03:34:55
Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has its own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours
Angel
2020-12-09 16:48:41
Duct tape? Chuck Norris doesn't need Duct tape. If something breaks, he'll just give it a roundhouse kick and knock it back into place.
asdada
2020-10-25 11:59:39
oh, and
Chuck norris was taught how to roundhouse kick before he was taught how to walk
asdada
2020-10-25 11:56:13
here's some of my jokes
the term "one man army" came from chuck norris
One day, chuck norris accidently bumped a huge tower with his arm. This tower is now known as the Leaning tower of Pisa
the Coming of Jesus was supposed to happen when Chuck Norris was born.
people commit suicide because they're afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck norris.
chuck
2020-07-24 10:18:35
there are 2 teams in a war. 1 of them are the blue team. the other is the red team . the blue team has 1 million poeple. the red team has 1 person. thats chuck norris. the blue forfits
chuck
2020-07-24 09:50:44
y did all the dinosours die. chuck norris came
chuck
2020-07-24 09:45:40
if the devil nocks on your door let him in if chuck norris nocks on your door run.
