Chuck Norris Joke #619
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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thomas
2020-11-27 00:35:48
Do you work at subway coz u gave me a foot long
owned
2020-03-17 07:06:47
Chuck Norris. enough said
Ryan Hagen
2020-04-04 08:32:45
Chuck Norris is not gayer than me!!!
danny
2020-03-22 17:12:45
Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter.
anonymous
2020-10-16 09:55:07
if chuck norris loses his virginity, he goes to walmart to buy a new one
Mel
2020-08-02 21:59:07
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. It's the butter who can't believe its Chuck Norris.
Joseph
2020-05-19 07:51:47
When Chuck Norris see's a grl he says "Do you know karate, because your body kickin!"
RICHARD M.
2020-04-04 16:12:54
If tapped, A Robert Jong back flip would power the whole god damn universe forever.
Mike
2020-03-05 12:57:15
When Chuck Norris wants an egg...he cracks open a chicken.