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Chuck Norris Joke #475

Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Dunbar

2020-11-26 01:05:32

fucking terrible joke

@ brittney

2020-10-24 15:32:54

lol @ the 3 year later burn

brittney

2020-09-02 17:37:03

You spelled "spelt" wrong. Dipshit!

lol@andy

2020-01-20 09:28:48

Pwned :D

Matt

2020-09-19 18:06:19

You didn't use a capital letter or punctuation.

Andy

2020-02-19 12:20:46

you spelt whiskey wrong