Chuck Norris Joke #64
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Michael
2020-01-12 20:24:02
Who would win in a race, The flash or superman?Chuck Norris
moi
2020-12-09 09:05:54
chuck norris is so tough, when santa gave him a lump of coal, he squeezed out some diamonds
Domorato
2020-10-25 19:52:55
the only thing that can survive a nuclear war is a cockroach... and chuck norris
lukas
2020-06-19 12:58:19
CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS VICTORIAS SEACRET
Matt
2020-06-10 00:02:57
Chuck Norris appeared in Street Fighters II as an unlockable character, but that version of the game was discontinued when gamers complained about the glitch that makes every button command a roundhouse kick. When asked about this Chuck Norris replied "What glitch?"
