Chuck Norris Joke #131
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Comments:
Baltoholic
2020-10-27 14:02:06
@joey: Chuck Norris doesn't need to drink.
God made diamonds in the first place because he didn't want to make Chuck Norris mad.
Neostad
2020-10-06 08:54:01
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?.....All of it...
bign
2020-09-11 18:31:35
The atomic bomb was actually made of a contained Chuck Norris fart.
joey
2020-05-15 07:29:37
normal people drink water, but Chuck drinks acid water.
Your mom
2020-11-11 13:18:19
Lions eat peoples, but chuck eats lions
kris
2020-10-19 19:49:26
chuck norris has been known to carry engines on his back for milesat a time
