Chuck Norris Joke #42
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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jordanlaw
2020-10-26 13:17:06
chuck norris doesnt walk he jumps up and down and in fear of him the earth just slowy revolves to coincide with his planned.
snots412
2020-03-16 20:02:08
Slurpies know when to backoff, Chuck Norris dont get brain freeze!
new orleans
2020-11-11 11:16:32
The entire traffic light system is based upon Chuck Norris intimidating red lights to green through telepathy.
Robert Palma
2020-08-20 10:49:26
THERE WAS A CHUCK NORRIS TOILET PAPER THAT CAME OUT BUT IT DIDN'T SELL WELL CAUSE IT DIDN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY!
fooldramaqueen
2020-03-09 03:55:07
and then he roundhouse kicked the beta testers for asking! :D
