Chuck Norris Joke #29
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Laserbeam7.6
2020-01-24 07:37:55
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight not cuz he's scared of the dark... But the dark is scared of him!
Laserbeam7.6
2020-01-24 07:36:10
The rreason why there is more planets being found is cuz none of them want chuck norris on any of them!!
Laser_PewPew
2020-09-27 09:26:13
Chuck is such a badass mofo, he eats lumps of coal for breakfast and sh*t's diamonds.
justin
2020-07-14 11:24:19
If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards you can her chuck norris F**k your sister
Brandon
2020-01-31 22:16:16
George Bush got his "no going back" phrase from Chuck Norris after he round house kicked someone.
Mely
2020-01-31 15:54:29
Chuck norris went to the virgin islands.
when he got back, it was just called the islands.
cassidy
2020-01-19 23:07:33
chuck norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Kevin
2020-05-10 20:39:04
Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.
troy
2020-04-05 06:23:38
chuck norris does not believe in germany
