Chuck Norris Joke #116
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Comments:
Bob
2020-12-21 04:01:34
Why doesn't chuck norris have hair on his balls? Because hair doesn't grow on steel!
Max
2020-12-07 18:14:38
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Max
2020-12-07 18:13:55
Chuck Norris counted to infinite twice.
Max
2020-12-07 18:13:04
When Chuck Norris came back from the Virgin Islands, they were only called the islands.
Adam
2020-11-05 16:51:14
Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is
Morgan
2020-10-07 23:11:48
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
big mac
2020-09-21 16:58:58
you can kill two birds with one stone but chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
josh culltin
2020-05-06 07:56:31
freddy kruger is afraid that chuck norris will kill him in his dreams
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2020-02-18 12:49:49
YO Itsme HOw are you? check out my site :D anyways...
Shitty-Valentine-Card.com
2020-02-18 12:47:10
Chuck norris can clog the toilet with his piss.
Itsme
2020-12-24 10:11:25
That was a good one but not my favorite.
hannah valentine
2020-12-04 14:22:40
Chuck Norris doesn't wear the sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.
lol
2020-11-04 12:29:03
Crop circles are chuck norris`s way of say:Sometimes corn needs to lay the f**k down
Mark
2020-03-04 15:08:29
LOL @ the book
kyle lewis
2020-10-01 11:15:29
chuck norris once wrote a book called "What I don't know". It's 500 pages long and completely blank.
FON the CON
2020-12-13 13:58:45
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
