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Chuck Norris Joke #142

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Isaiah

2020-10-24 21:55:24

Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the mouth that horses decendents are known as girrafes

Jermaine

2020-07-12 12:46:55

When Chuck Norris goes skydiving he doesn't need a parachute

Ashley

2020-04-08 18:51:41

Chuck Norris doesn't tea-bag women, he potato-sacks them.

Lizzy;

2020-09-03 15:52:29

I agreee. [:

Kurt

2020-01-08 18:51:46

Simple, elegant, refined, FUCKING AWESOME.