Chuck Norris Joke #236
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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weeeee
2020-10-20 20:00:31
Albert Einstine might have been smart in the art of logic, but Chuck Norris was smart in the art of ass wooping.
Blooobs?
2020-02-06 21:35:40
=P Didnt like that one though.
Megan
2020-05-24 18:36:45
oh my gosh!!!! hahahaha!! thats sick... and funny!
