Chuck Norris Joke #614
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Comments:
jmj
2020-05-12 06:03:45
ask me for jokes!
jmj
2020-05-11 19:39:03
Chuck Norris invented water. You owe him a six-pack everytime you use water.
jmj
2020-05-11 19:33:58
Chuck stubbed his toe once. It destroyed the state of 0hio
jmj
2020-05-11 19:30:36
Chuck made Ellen Degeneres straight
jmj
2020-05-11 19:28:12
chuck doesnt churn butter, he roundhouse-kicks the cow and the butter comes out.
dave
2020-01-27 20:53:00
hahahahahahaha!
Aperson:)
2020-11-25 16:09:44
Chuck Norris invented Hamburgers by throwing a cow at a chain-link fence.
Aperson:)
2020-11-25 16:08:55
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
SGT. sprinkles
2020-11-15 18:23:47
i really saw this happen
The Second
2020-09-12 09:34:08
Chuck Norris founded the "Kick Drugs Out of America" program. He named it as such because "Roundhouse Kick Drugs Out of America" would be far too easy and the result would be no drugs anywhere.
W Bryant
2020-04-17 18:46:39
Why cant Chuck Norris have a heart attac....because his heart isnt foolish enough to attac him
B Rad
2020-12-05 22:52:43
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T TEABAG, HE POTATO SACKS.
Eric
2020-09-14 06:31:16
i've read about 50 of these now and only 1 or 2 have been funny. the rest just suck. better hope chuck norris doesn't find out about this!
