Chuck Norris Joke #527
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:42:46
nice one thingnaquin!
thingnaquin
2020-03-10 07:34:33
if god created man who created chuck norris
oh crap
2020-02-26 17:58:11
Holy crap that a fucking amazing
Mina
2020-08-11 13:33:08
Chuck norris can here silence!
herndon roerig
2020-02-07 07:23:11
I CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS'S ASS. HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
haha
2020-01-19 13:22:12
yeah, sweating sucks :D