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Chuck Norris Joke #527

The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

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Klacker lOl

2020-05-26 18:42:46

nice one thingnaquin!

thingnaquin

2020-03-10 07:34:33

if god created man who created chuck norris

oh crap

2020-02-26 17:58:11

Holy crap that a fucking amazing

Mina

2020-08-11 13:33:08

Chuck norris can here silence!

herndon roerig

2020-02-07 07:23:11

I CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS'S ASS. HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

haha

2020-01-19 13:22:12

yeah, sweating sucks :D