Chuck Norris Joke #363
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Fly on the Wall
2020-11-16 17:18:31
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
samiam
2020-08-20 21:23:04
The world was flat, Chuck Norris made it round
romeo
2020-01-29 06:04:44
chuck norris wasn't born, he just is.
The-Good-Stuff-I-Like
2020-11-05 11:12:31
thats the good stuff , funny shit
Orga1001
2020-08-08 16:19:13
Chuck Norris dosen't kick people into the sun, he kicks the sun into people.
Jessi and noah
2020-06-29 15:57:02
Chuck Norris can take nails out with the flat end of a hammer, he holds it up and all the nails run away!
loudlarry11
2020-11-23 06:37:51
chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac and got one
Evan
2020-04-13 18:36:06
On the gate of Chuck Norris' house is a sign that says "Jehovah's witness welcome." no one has ever been seen leaving.
A Guy
2020-01-11 16:15:43
God said,"Let there be light." and Chuck Nurris replied,"Say please."
Garand
2020-12-02 05:49:02
There is no intelligent life in the universe. Chuck Norris killed them all.
Wow
2020-08-16 16:43:47
LMFAO!
