Chuck Norris Joke #374
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Comments:
winkums
2020-12-01 12:36:50
they did not get away. the rocket was propelled into space by a kick from chuck norris
:-P
2020-12-01 12:35:53
you fail at knowledge, you fail at knowledge. that world not drown it. that would overload it.
youfailatknowledge
2020-07-20 08:03:11
@me you drown a fish by pulling it backwards
me
2020-02-15 13:26:16
um @yea anyone can drown a fish you just hold its gills
hrstudman
2020-01-07 15:08:15
thats a lie
bdawg 18
2020-01-07 15:05:38
psh he would still be able to catch them no doubt
michael jones
2020-09-06 17:38:17
I'm sorry, but if chuck norris can fly through time, then he can fly through space.
RIckaaaaaaay
2020-09-28 12:27:17
haha
banana slug
2020-08-09 11:50:19
that's impossible both of you
-banana slug
KOTN
2020-07-12 11:25:33
Chuck Norris did not let astronauts get away. He let them go. Chuck Norris invented space.
yea
2020-03-30 18:37:44
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
